January 3.—Still in a state of anxiety and excitement, which
was not alleviated by ascertaining that Mr. Perkupp sent word he should
not be at the office to-day. In the evening, Lupin, who was busily
engaged with a paper, said suddenly to me: “Do you know anything
about chalk pits, Guv.?” I said: “No, my boy,
not that I’m aware of.” Lupin said: “Well, I
give you the tip; chalk pits are as safe as Consols, and pay
six per cent. at par.” I said a rather neat thing, viz.:
“They may be six per cent. at par, but your pa has
no money to invest.” Carrie and I both roared with laughter.
Lupin did not take the slightest notice of the joke, although I purposely
repeated it for him; but continued: “I give you the tip, that’s
all—chalk pits!” I said another funny thing:
“Mind you don’t fall into them!” Lupin put on
a supercilious smile, and said: “Bravo! Joe Miller.”
The Diary of a Nobody
is the fictitious diary of Charles Pooter, written by George
Grossmith and originally serialised in Punch magazine in 1888 and 1889.
The text of this version is taken from
the Gutenberg etext
, and the weblog
format was engineered by Kevan Davis
(initially a straight
weblog in 2004, then rewritten as an auto RSS generator in April 2007).