April 24.—Could scarcely sleep a wink through thinking of having
brought up Mr. and Mrs. James from the country to go to the theatre
last night, and his having paid for a private box because our order
was not honoured, and such a poor play too. I wrote a very satirical
letter to Merton, the wine merchant, who gave us the pass, and said,
“Considering we had to pay for our seats, we did our best to appreciate
the performance.” I thought this line rather cutting, and
I asked Carrie how many p’s there were in appreciate, and she
said, “One.” After I sent off the letter I looked
at the dictionary and found there were two. Awfully vexed at this.
Decided not to worry myself any more about the James’s; for,
as Carrie wisely said, “We’ll make it all right with them
by asking them up from Sutton one evening next week to play at Bézique.”
The Diary of a Nobody
is the fictitious diary of Charles Pooter, written by George
Grossmith and originally serialised in Punch magazine in 1888 and 1889.
The text of this version is taken from
the Gutenberg etext
, and the weblog
format was engineered by Kevan Davis
(initially a straight
weblog in 2004, then rewritten as an auto RSS generator in April 2007).